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On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There’s an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn’t need toilets because they ‘simply relieved themselves where they stood, and vanished the evidence.’ Source Source 2

i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell 

fuck this is b a d

This reminds me of the hufflepuff group masturbation tweets

The what?

Just imagine you’re taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest, slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd JingleJangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like “vanish me poopum” and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you during a fucking test.

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I am in tears

THIS IS LITERALLY WORSE THAN THE SPECIAL EDITIONS

pottermore retweeted this as a fun trivia bit today and i got to watch as it spread across my timeline like a virus, welcome twitter to the special hell of knowing about this

bathrooms are the setting for critical plot points multiple times in her books though?????

Y’all don’t even click the links. Wizards USED to poop themselves and “vanish the evidence” until they discovered indoor plumbing and then bathrooms became A Thing. Still unnecessary addition to the canon, but like…TBH, is it any worse than normal people before indoor plumbing where they would shit in a bucket and toss it out their windows?

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